Friday, September 20, 2013

When In Doubt, Make A List!

The Artist has been working on a consistent basis.  It seems like the kid gets a check for working a gig at least 3 times a week.  I’m almost certain he earned more money last month than his Dadager!

While it’s great that he is booking a lot of paying jobs, his schedule has left me with little time to blog. 

What do I write about when I need to update my blog?  The same thing I wrote about last time I posted on my blog! 

Here is a list of my favorite casting notices from the last week or two:

***Heavy, Regretful, Slightly Bitter 60s Female

***20-ish Lead Not Smart Recent Boob Job Female

***Sexy, Vicious Wild-Haired Brunette 30’s Any Ethnicity Female

***Doll Like Casino Employee with Vacant Eyes 20 to 25 Any Ethnicity Female

***Easily Agitated Midwestern Newlywed 25 to 33 Caucasian Female

***Employee at Unnamed Creepy Taco Restaurant early 20s Hispanic Female

***Wiry, Salty, Loners 60s Any Ethnicity Male (give me a few more years and I’ll fit the part)

***Bespectacled Old West Doctor 60s Caucasian Male

***Mustachioed, Fierce-Eyed 40s male

***Innocent yet Destructive 17 to 19 Caucasian Male (do they mean physically or emotionally destructive?)

***Handsome Emotionally Damaged Early 20s Caucasian Male (sounds like the hook-up strategy of most early 20s males)


***Desensitized Veteran News Anchor 45 to 60 Any Ethnicity Male (doesn’t this describe most news anchors?)

Saturday, September 7, 2013

You Never Know What "Type" A Casting Director Needs Today

By popular demand, here is another installment of my 10 favorite casting notices from the past 30 days:

***Self-centered weathered drunk 25 to 30 any ethnicity female 

***Learning to walk 1 year old Caucasian female 

***40-80 middle eastern female who is bedridden but sexy

***Sleazy moron boss 40 to 50 Caucasian male

***Jolly cab dispatcher 18 to 70 male who likes to dance

***Tough and funny Asian nurse male 35 to 70

***Tall, lanky deadly US Marshall male 25 to 50 with a sensitive inner life

***Cruel and unnerving lackey 35 to 60 German male

***Calculating 30 to 40 Asian woman for The Demon (I have no idea what that means but it makes me laugh)

***Friendly yet harried and and mysterious waiter




Thursday, September 5, 2013

A Glimpse Of How The Other Half Lives

Dana has been having foot issues for over a year.  She has been dealing with plantar fasciitis (the ligament is inflamed on the sole of her foot).  Her "best friend" on and off since arriving in California has been a very bulky and uncomfortable walking boot.

Normally, we are smart about what types of activities we're going to attempt on the weekend. The main goal is to minimize the stress/amount of time on her feet.

I say "normally" because every now and then we head out on a "bad idea" foot-wise but a fun idea in reality.

We recently made a last minute decision to spend the day at Disneyland.  Yes, we live close enough to Disney that the only advance planning is deciding to drive to the park.

We called ahead to inquire about any special passes or accommodations for park visitors with foot issues. We were told to head to City Hall once we entered the park to get a pass with two arrows on it that would allow us to skip the lines with a minimal amount of walking.

Fantastic!

We entered the park and immediately found City Hall. Dana trudged her way to the building and patiently waited her turn.  Once we got to the front of the line, the cheerful Disney rep told us that the person we spoke to on the phone didn't know what she was talking about in terms of passes.

I asked about the two arrows pass and was told it was a pass that is only issued to people with mental issues. I told her I could act like I have Tourettes but she was VERY unamused by that suggestion.  Dana's choices were:

*Take a pass that allowed her to enter the handicapped entrances of the rides.
*Rent a wheelchair.
*Take her chances in the regular lines.

We chose the pass that allowed her to enter the handicapped entrances.

And that's when the "fun" began....

We quickly learned that Disney does not have an overall guideline for people who have some sort of physical issue:

*The staff of some of the rides did not make us wait in line at all.

*Some staff members put us in the single rider line.

*Other staff members seemed unimpressed/not worried about the handicapped logo on the pass and put us in the regular line.  We (normally) don’t mind waiting in line but the long wait defeats the purpose of helping someone who isn't supposed to be on their feet all day.

The really annoying part was the process of finding out the different rules for each ride.  

We always walked down the long pathway of the handicapped entrance to the worker at the end of the line.  If we got lucky we were in the right place to enter the ride.  If not, we had to walk all the way out of the handicapped area to the front of the ride where there was no one stationed to tell us where to go in the first place.

My favorite experience was on “Star Tours”.  The worker in front of the building opened a door for us and told us to “walk down the hall and then take the elevator to the next floor.  After you exit the elevator, walk down the hallway and then turn…I don’t remember if it’s left or right…but make a turn and walk until you see other people.  Someone will help you from that point.”

Basically, we wandered around the “Star Tours” building without the help of any guides or workers.  We could have gone anywhere in the building and grabbed any “souvenirs” we wanted as a keepsake of our day at Disney!  Visions of eBay sales danced through my head!

Dana’s injury is not permanent so our Disney adventure with her foot was a funny family memory in the making.  I was surprised how little concern the Disney parks have about the comfort of their handicapped guests.  There is no way I can begin to describe the day as an “easy experience” for Dana.

One other odd note…I somehow went the whole day without seeing Mickey Mouse in person.  What kind of day at Disney doesn’t involve a glimpse of their most famous character? 


It’s just another sign that Disney is not focused on (what should be) their main concern…The complete customer experience.