Monday, March 30, 2020

Learn why I will be on TV this summer as the guy not annoying the crew!

Like much of the country, Los Angeles has come to a halt due to the coronavirus pandemic.

I should say most of the city has come to a halt. The casting notices that still arrive in my email are almost always for Scientology projects. While I like making extra money, I'm not that desperate to make extra money.

Before production on TV shows closed down for the foreseeable future, I did some background work on one of the ABC Summer Fun and Games shows. Background work on a TV show is an easy way to make extra money for a few hours of work. I signed a mountain of paperwork that forbids me from telling you the show I worked on but I can tell you that it will be hard to miss me when you are watching the show.

While killing time between shots, I rediscovered just how desperate some people are to be on camera. There were maybe 200 extras that night and the producers placed everyone in certain positions on the set. The only direction we were given was to act excited each time the contestants were playing the game.

If you were not sufficiently excited, AKA you more concerned about looking good on TV, the producers would shuffle you out of the main shot and into the back of the audience.

When the first contestant was on camera, I was placed right by the stage and did my best to be excited without being over the top. Once the shot was over, all but one person around me was moved to a different spot and a new group of extras entered the shot.

I was there for 5 hours and I was never moved out of the shot. I met a lot of different people because they kept rotating extras near me trying to make sure they found excited people to root for the contestants.

I'm not saying I'm the greatest extra in the world. I am saying I know how to pay attention, follow directions and not be annoying to the crew. Here are just a few of the people I met that night that did not make it into the main shot:
  • The truck driver that was a combination actor/Johnny Cash fan that insisted on singing "Ring of Fire" for the crowd/political expert
  • The woman that had been there before and "knew how it worked" and was instantly moved out of the main shot
  • The comedian that saw the crowd as a chance to "workshop some new material"
  • The guy that complained about how long it took him to drive to set (as if everyone else did not have a long drive)
  • The two "directors" in the crowd that questioned every camera angle that night
I realize I was one of the few extras on set that night without a big dream of being an actor. My dream that night involved calculating my hourly pay as filming continued throughout the evening.  It always amazes me how some people with show business dreams in their head don't have the ability to read the room and tell when they have crossed the line between being entertaining and turning the crew against them by trying too hard to impress them with their "wit and charm".

I did get thanked at the end of the night by a few members of the crew for being easy to work with and "rolling with whatever we asked you to do".

I also received a few direct messages from the casting director of the show the day after the taping. They asked me if I would like to work again and to just let them know what times worked for me out of the list they sent me.

I would have been happy to work again but production was stopped for the safety of everyone involved.

What is the moral of this story?

It doesn't help you to act like a star if you don't know how to act like a star that is also not overbearing or obnoxious.  Act like a professional and not like a person waiting to be discovered that night.

You will lose your screen time to the one person on set that doesn't care about his amount of camera time at all.

Here is one of my favorite on camera talents.

Here is my other favorite on camera talent.