I’ve been short of time to write a “real blog post” so here
is a list of my favorite (recent) random moments from Hollywood:
***I saw what appeared to be a homeless guy standing with
his sign on a street corner. What was the
message on his sign? “Need $2400 to finish
major film. Please help and I’ll thank
you at the Oscars.”
***There was a photo shoot going on while I was eating lunch
at the park on Tuesday. The female model
was dressed as a nurse hanging with two male models. One of the guys was holding a turkey while wearing
a chef’s hat. The other male model was
wearing a cowboy hat, a bow tie and jeans.
I didn’t even want to know what was going on with that shoot.
***The two guys in front of me at the bagel place were
discussing pitching their new screenplay.
They settled on “Think Star Wars mixed with Pitch Perfect and a dash of
Django”.
***Even though the Clippers are having a great season,
everyone wants to know how to fix the Lakers.
***Colin Hay (from Men At Work) performed at the opening of
a BMW dealership.
***I saw another car dealership with a complimentary sushi
bar.
***There was a note pinned on the local coffee shop community
notice board from a lady advertising her acting skills. My favorites were “flexibility, keeping plot
point secrets and open to any kind of sex scene”.
***I overheard one girl on the phone telling someone, “I
hope it isn’t like that time I showed up for a table read and it was just two
guys asking to film me licking lollipops”.
***The best name I’ve heard for a 80s tribute band? “Flashpants”.
As always, I’d appreciate it if you take a moment and click
on Zach’s IMDb page. A high ranking on
his page will be a big help for him as we enter pilot season!
These one liners are sooo funny. I'll check out the other posts- as well as click on Zach's page for sure!
ReplyDeleteBen
Awesome! I appreciate it!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to hear your wife's thoughts on my blog.