Monday, May 4, 2015

Are You Ready To Be A Star?

It's time to check out some of the latest casting calls for TV and movies currently holding auditions in Hollywood.  While you're waiting for your call from Spielberg or Tarantino, let's see if you fit any of these casting notices.

***Do you want to work on something "out there"? Do you love UFOs and conspiracies? Are you a Sci-Fi junkie? Here's your chance to save the human race in a film if you are a dark haired male 25-35 of Italian descent.

***Seeking men with flamboyant personalities.  Any ethnicity age 21-32.  Great sense of style to be an on-air sidekick delving into topics such as beauty, health, fitness, sandwiches, the environment, pets and great hot wing recipes.

***On the hunt for an actress, 35-48, with strong ties to money.  Help secure funding for my film and you'll be the lead actress.

***Are you an older looking woman willing to make out with a younger looking man?  Make $200 for 90-minutes of serious lip service.

***Seeking actor 25-42 who looks like Bogart and acts like The Rock for a feature length detective movie with modern day car chases, explosions and dating issues.

***Want to star in a reality TV show?  Have an idea what the show will be about?  Great!  We have no idea what our next show will be so we're waiting to hear from you.  Serious inquiries only from professional actors.  Must have SAG credits but no regular gig.

***Attractive female singer needed for Christmas music video.  Age 25-45.  Must be willing to play a horny Mrs. Claus in a video for a traditional family Christmas song.  Singing experience optional.

***Looking for a sidekick for a late night horror movie host.  Must be willing to dress in a top hat and makeup while riding in a coffin each episode.  Males 21-28 encouraged to submit.

***Have a family member with an odd or unusual habit?  Reaching your breaking point?  We want to hear from you!  A major cable network is searching for people with unexpected habits, hobbies and obsessions for the feel good show of the summer.

***Looking for a young Ali MacGraw type for a feature film where you'll romance a cranky older man (think Bob DeNiro or Ed O'Neill).  Must be willing to swim with dolphins, climb a mountain and eat pasta every day for a month on film.

Do any of these roles sound like a fit for you?  If so, you just might be a star!!!

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