Let's Try And Make You A Star!

It's been too long since we took a look at the audition notices and casting calls that flood my email inbox on a weekly basis.  There's always a call for leading parts, background actors, singers, dancers and extras.  The role that makes your career might be just around the corner.  I hope one of these roles is perfect for you!

*Can you play a horse-like nymph in a surreal desert landscape?  Looking for dancers to star in an epic fantasy film that will alter the fantasy landscape.

*Can you read scripts like Jimmy Fallon while looking like Brad Pitt?  Seeking male 21-35 for a series of instructional videos revolving around how to make socks.

*Moral, Upright and Chill 25-30 Male?  Do these words describe you?  If so, too bad because we need the opposite of you to play a grad student high on things other than life in our pilot.

*Twerking and rapping female law school student needed for reality show segment.  Must be between 21-24 with a small waist.

*Seeking connected producers willing to take a risk on a show broadcast directly from my brother's place in Heaven.  Non-believers can apply if you have the right connections.

*Looking for a lusty female of any ethnicity 37-49 to play the den mother to a college fraternity in a new comedy.  Must be comfortable with rough language and tight clothing.

*Nerdy and overemotional 18-20 male or female to play a overexcited high school student who is running for class president.  Must prove your nerdy nature with your wardrobe.

*Looking for the next Indiana Jones!  Casting now for a rugged Caucasian male 25-35 to set off for adventure in our film about exposing the Illuminati.  Must be willing to do own stunts.

*Are you a 25-30 female who looks like a teenager?  Casting now for a high school set film where all of the parts are played by post-college actors.  Looking to cut costs by hiring actors who don't need to have an on-set teacher.

*Seeking 35-55 female to play a multiple personality disorder patient.  Must be familiar with the condition.  Please have the condition currently under treatment if you have ever suffered from the disorder.

*Love your motorcycle?  Attached to your minivan?  Get ready to switch vehicles and discover how life rides on the other side.  Think "Wife Swap" with vehicles.

Think you fit any of the above casting calls?  Great!  You just might be a star!!!

My favorite teen actor had two auditions last week.