Saturday, March 22, 2014

Casting Call Roundup

I love looking at new casting notices because they always contain a few listings that strike me as funny. Here are my favorites from the last few weeks:

*Looking for hot girls willing to play video games on webcams

*Overweight male needed for psychology experiment

*Casting LA area women who practice magic, the occult, witchcraft, voodoo or use a third eye to power their 6th sense

*Are you good looking?  I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY good looking?  Like, people can't look away from you good looking?

*It's like "Fear Factor" in Beverly Hills

*Casting for girls that sleep with guys on the first date

*Spunky 25-35 unprepared female criminal 

*Looking for 35-47 males with piercing eyes, soulless, demonic presence

*Derelict Caucasian 25-55 Male

*Sardonic Mexican Mafia Member Male or Female

*Do you believe you murdered someone in a past life?

*Would you be willing to shower in the middle of an intersection?

Are any of these casting calls a fit for you?  If so, you could be a superstar!!!!!

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