It's time for another look at your chance to be a star in Hollywood! The latest (and somewhat greatest) rundown of my favorite recent casting notices!
*Actual female drug addict 25-34 needed for short film. Must be able to prove drug use. (This has to be a setup for a drug bust or an intervention for a loved one)
*Legal assistant who can make any legal phrase sound like a sexual come-on.
*Sharp Tongued Drag Queen 35-50 (real or actor) needed for PSA.
*Charming Douchebag Prince 20-30 for comedic series.
*Hipster 20-50 needed to play Hipster Pirate Leader.
*Balding 35-50 Caucasian needed for lead in new web series (Wait! That's me! Get my imaginary agent on the phone now!)
*Ridiculously Good Looking People needed to wear mascot outfits (minus the heads) on a 24/7 webcam show.
*Looking for actor to play Santa in a film about the Easter Bunny and his war on Thanksgiving.
*Multiracial Documentary seeks Multiracial Subjects to speak at length about their Multiracial Experiences. (I think they are looking for someone Multiracial)
*Do you feel like your animals talk to you? We mean talk to you in the English language.
*Are good and/or horrific looks holding you back in life? Do you need to alter your appearance to jumpstart your career/love life/self worth?
*Pint sized model needed to handle rope tricks while riding a full sized horse.
Do you fit any of the above casting notices? If so, you could be a STAR!!!
Working On Being A Good Actor...Not A Star.
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