Thursday, August 14, 2014

Casting Call Time

It's time for another look at your chance to be a star in Hollywood!  The latest (and somewhat greatest) rundown of my favorite recent casting notices!


*Actual female drug addict 25-34 needed for short film.  Must be able to prove drug use.  (This has to be a setup for a drug bust or an intervention for a loved one)


*Legal assistant who can make any legal phrase sound like a sexual come-on.


*Sharp Tongued Drag Queen 35-50 (real or actor) needed for PSA.


*Charming Douchebag Prince 20-30 for comedic series.


*Hipster 20-50 needed to play Hipster Pirate Leader.


*Balding 35-50 Caucasian needed for lead in new web series (Wait!  That's me!  Get my imaginary agent on the phone now!)


*Ridiculously Good Looking People needed to wear mascot outfits (minus the heads) on a 24/7 webcam show.


*Looking for actor to play Santa in a film about the Easter Bunny and his war on Thanksgiving.


*Multiracial Documentary seeks Multiracial Subjects to speak at length about their Multiracial Experiences.  (I think they are looking for someone Multiracial)


*Do you feel like your animals talk to you?  We mean talk to you in the English language.


*Are good and/or horrific looks holding you back in life?  Do you need to alter your appearance to jumpstart your career/love life/self worth?


*Pint sized model needed to handle rope tricks while riding a full sized horse.


Do you fit any of the above casting notices?  If so, you could be a STAR!!!


Working On Being A Good Actor...Not A Star.

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