I've made it a point to write down my favorite bits of conversation from the past 7 days. There's so many goofy people in Hollywood sharing their stunning insights on a daily basis.
I give you a peek into a week in Hollywood!
*"She told me I was perfect for the part as it was written three drafts ago."
*"I wish I had the acting skills of Streep and the butt of J Lo."
*"Ariana Grande always looks like she's embarrassed by an off color joke from a relative."
*"I'd love to read your play. Oh...You mean this week??? Let me check my schedule."
*"I'm thinking about doing guerrilla stand-up and performing a set each day I'm stuck in traffic. People will be happy to be stuck in traffic with me!"
*"My stand up act consists of me, a border collie, two dog treats and a dog sized pair of handcuffs."
*"I was a personal friend of Lauren Bacall. She'd back up my story if she hadn't passed away."
*"Is The Expendables 3 a sequel to any previous movies?"
*"Is there an intermission between scenes of your one act play? (explanation by other person)
There's only one long scene in your one act play? Is that why it's called a one act play???"
*"I need to do the ice bucket challenge while I can't feel my face after botox."
There's always something interesting to hear (and see) in Hollywood. It's just a matter of keeping your ears (and eyes) open!
This Actor Is Not The Source Of Any Of The Above Lines.
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