***Smart, Superficial, Independent 18-27 Mandarin Speaking Female for lead as Undercover Ninja Nanny in SAG film.
***65-75 African-American Vietnam Vet Male with a love of boy bands for TV pilot.
***Unrealistically (almost superhuman) attractive man in his late 20s to play Glorified Male Companion in a web series.
***Looking to rent a Prsche for three scenes to film downtown this weekend. Do you have a Prsche in decent shape? If so, I'd like to rent your Prsche! (And yes, it was spelled that way all three times)
***Are you a Celebrity? Are you close to being a Celebrity? We're looking for a Celebrity to record commercials for radio and TV advertising. If you're interested and a Celebrity (or close to being a Celebrity), please respond with your credentials as well as your IMDb link. We'd love to know what shows or movies you've appeared in over the years.
We look forward to learning more about your Celebrity status.
***Looking for a smart kid who can be a smart ellic to our host. (Yes, it was spelled "ellic")
***Looking for a smart sassy independent 10-year-old to be the lead in a film about the world's youngest CEO. The actor will be the CEO of a Hookah company that targets pre-teens.
***Have you been attracted to your wife's sisters? Have you acted on it? Are you still acting on it? Do you feel comfortable revealing it to your spouse?
***Looking for a gifted 20-30 female to portray a dead hooker murdered by a Rick Ross type music producer in a parody of "The Sound Of Music".
***Seeking a 45-57 Asian female who can throw a convincing windmill pitch.
***Seeking a young Adam West type actor to portray the Emperor of Japan in WWII.
***Good at baseball play by play? Seeking a 30-35 male to call PBP for a scene in a feature about goat baseball teams.
If you fit any of the above casting calls, I'm a little worried for you. Having said that, good luck becoming a star!!!
I Hope This Guy Doesn't Fit Any Of These Casting Notices
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