Things have been super busy recently so I'm a little behind on checking the latest casting notices to hit my inbox. I've been going through them this morning and found some of the "best" notices that might make you a star!
***Nerdy and overemotional teen to play a high school student in a Web short. (Don't both of those words describe every teen on earth in some form or fashion?)
***Isolated and tribal looking girl needed to play "native" for a short film. (I'm pretty sure that is a bad stereotype worded in a polite manner.)
***Short but courageous Mighty Mouse fan needed to defend the honer of his or her hero on Hollywood Blvd. (There are so many ways this can go wrong for everyone involved. Good luck with fending off the other Hollywood Blvd characters. Once they spot a camera, it's game on for them!)
***Late 60's Mexican male to play a hard looking spiritual doctor in a village of the damned in a low budget splatter fest. (How about you just spring the money and get Danny Trejo for the role?)
***25-44 female with rage issues willing to let her anger fly on film for a new documentary. You will be paid but will not receive any counseling or self help. (So, come make an ass out of yourself for a few bucks on film? Sounds like a gig for me if I wear a wig.)
***Are you a Hipster with a tattoo? Ready to show the world your crazy body art? Must be willing to have your life choices judged by our panel. (Sounds like a group of parents are trying to pull a sting operation on their kids.)
***Seeking Male 32-45 to portray the lead singer of a aging boy band who don't realize they're not boys anymore. Dance skills optional. (Also optional, anyone who would care about this project.)
***Actress to play a "stripper" for a independent film. Actual stripping experience is a plus. Acting not as important as your skills on the pole. (If you read this casting notice and don't realize it's a trick to get you to perform on a pole for a film crew, you might need to learn to read between the lines.)
***Extras needed to eat cotton candy for a carnival scene on the beach, Must be able to walk and eat cotton candy at the same time. (Sounds like a method acting experience.)
Do any of these roles sound like a fit for you? If so, get ready for your chance to be a star!!!!
This Actor Has A Couple Of Good Auditions This Week
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