A list of random moments from the past week...

It's been another odd week in Hollywood and here are a few of my favorite moments:

***A conversation between a yoga teacher walking to the gym in our building and one of his students:

Teacher: "We're going to work your sex organs until they open up and say 'ribbit'."  

Student: "What kind of noise is that?"

Teacher: "The sound a frog makes."

Student: "Frogs have sex?"

***Our security guard locked himself out of the building twice in one night.

***There is a guy that hangs out in the lobby at night claiming he discovered Miley Cyrus and asking people to play the piano for him so he can help them realize their dreams with his sage advice.

***Zach's auditions on Monday involved Nerf guns and robot dinosaurs.

***I met one guy this week who claims to know what really happened to Natalie Wood and another guy who swears his apartment is haunted by Bruce Lee.

***The librarian in our building was drinking wine by the pool and claiming the Dewey Decimal System is part of a vast government conspiracy to "herd us like sheep".

This place is never boring...