You can always count on some good laughs while reading the postings on various casting websites. It's always amazing to see what "types" producers are searching for in the giant talent pool of Hollywood.
Here are my (latest) favorite casting notices from the Reality TV world:
***Amateur porn stars wanted - Must be cute; at least 18 years of age; open to anything; daddy issues to be worked out on camera; tryouts required
***Seeking extremely good looking people (18-30 hotties) with skills to start a new way of life in a remote location
***Underground experimental haunted house looking for monsters for scary TV show
***Looking for open minded Asian amateur models to promote international news broadcasts between shows
***Psychic Drivers wanted for reality show
***Looking for funny little people willing to get drunk on camera
***Looking for former NFL players ready to become cheerleaders for their old team
***Seeking male 21-32 willing to get owl/wolf/bunny tattoos and show to random strangers for cash
***Female 55-82 who knows how to ride a motorcycle on one wheel down the freeway at night
***Seeking single musical females to sing for a panel of European investors and a possible overseas romantic interlude
***Love to jog? Love the thrill of the hunt? Want to be hunted while jogging?
***Can't keep a relationship going because you love your pet more than your mate?
If you fit any of the above descriptions, please seek professional help and then get ready to be a "star" on a Reality TV show!!!
My favorite star not on reality television.
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