Even though we're at the start of the holiday production shutdown in Hollywood, producers are already thinking ahead to their big projects for 2015. In fact, many new casting notices have landed in my inbox in the past few days. For the final time in 2014, let's take a look at the latest (and kind of the greatest) casting notices in Hollywood!
*Hispanic 20-32 female with an accurate British accent to play the leader of a sexy all girl motorcycle gang.
*Short, thin 40-50 Asian male who enjoys mud wrestling to be part of a "dirty crew" in a SAG short.
*Handsome yet creepy guy 25-35 with a great body and dulled emotions.
*Hot cougar 55+ who's into yoga and gambling for an industrial film.
*Sexy Russian mermaid 22-25 who is willing to shoot in non-water environments for 2-3 weeks.
*Looking for a Tom Cruise type for an action film. Must be mid-80s/early-90s Tom Cruise and not present day Tom Cruise.
*Looking for Los Angeles residents who proudly don't know any language besides English. Don't care to communicate with anyone if they don't speak your language? We're looking for you!!!
*Comfortable dating, partying and talking about your hook-ups? Our show is all about kissing, telling and celebrating the way you spend your nights. Open to anyone 21-70.
*Can you get me in the door at a major network? I've written three scripts that are hits in the making. Get me in the door and I'll reward you with a percentage of any sales.
(Not really a casting notice but I found it to be an interesting way to solicit help)
*Do you look like Rose Byrne but have the acting style of Meryl Streep? Looking for a 30-40 Caucasian with the acting skills of an Oscar winner and the look of a bored housewife. Must be willing to say any and all swear words we throw at you.
Do any of these projects sound like a fit for you? Break a leg at your audition!!!
I Hope This Guy Doesn't Fit Any Of These Casting Notices.
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