Hollyscoop.com recently published a list of the 10 most notorious stage dads. The link to the list of these dubious dads is below:
Don't Be One Of These Dads!
I've been called many things in my life (insert your own joke here) but a stage dad is rarely a name I get on a daily basis. I've met many stage parents and the last time I checked I'm not counting on The Artist as my retirement plan. He is more of a "lend me a buck so I can get a Diet Coke" plan.
I'd like to list the stage dads from the above list and see how I compare to their famous parenting styles.
1. Michael Lohan---I'd say Michael Lohan and I are even in our desire to not sleep with Dina Lohan.
2. Will Smith---Will wants every member of his family to be famous in their own right. Two radio personalities and a working child actor=Already there Will!
3. Joe Jackson---I'll admit that some of my "Dadager" moments could be seen as being unfair to the kid. I make The Artist do his homework, have his friends over, go to movies and improv shows, take care of his dog and exercise on a regular basis. I'm a jerk.
4. Matthew Knowles---See my response to Joe Jackson.
5. Joe Simpson---I do have two things in common with Joe Simpson. 1) I enjoy hanging out at Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks, 2) I am also obsessed with Jessica Simpson's breasts.
6. Billy Ray Cyrus---At this point I think I'm more concerned about Miley's mental health than Billy Ray.
7. Jon Voight---Much like Jon Voight, I don't like to talk about my time as a male hustler in New York City.
8. Martin Sheen---I've never met the guy but I don't see him as a stage dad. I see him as a guy who never met a political walk he didn't like.
9. Hulk Hogan---Can you be a stage dad if your kids don't have careers?
10. John Barrymore---I've been known to drink like a Barrymore on occasion so I should just end the comparison while I have a chance.
I think The Artist is doing pretty good as he grows up in Hollywood. If you have a moment, check out his IMDb page!
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